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[personal profile] bnewman2024-12-29 04:11 pm

326-3827

326-3827, the number of the trash compactor unit in Star Wars: A New Hope, may not have anything in common with 236-6132 besides being someone's telephone number, but something about the tone of the song seemed to fit the scene, setting it up to join a long list of Dave Carter/Star Wars parodies — once I figured out the extremely tangled rhyme scheme.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "236-6132" by Dave Carter
 
 
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[personal profile] bnewman2023-07-02 06:20 pm

The Last Sith

This song completes a trilogy (so far) of Sondheim parodies, curiously not merely all about Star Wars, but all about Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Something about the bitter bite of certain of Sondheim's songs (they're not all like that) lends itself to that dark chapter of the saga — or maybe it's just me.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Last Midnight" from Into the Woods by Stephen Sondheim 
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[personal profile] bnewman2023-05-22 10:42 pm

Never Grow Up, Never Surrender!

Galaxy Quest, just like Peter Pan, is about the power of imagination, and about erasing the line between pretending to be on a ship fighting pirates and actually being on a ship fighting pirates. And the catchphrases are a good match, too.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Neverland" by Heather Alexander

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[personal profile] bnewman2023-05-22 10:19 pm

City of WALL-E (Directive)

There's something profoundly Jewish about Pixar's WALL-E — the theme of exile, represented visually by broken city-scapes; the way that salvation is communal and primarily concerned with returning to right relationship with the land; and certain very Biblical narrative tropes which I hope to explore in more depth in another post else-web. Running through it all is EVE (the name is not a coincidence, of course) and her "directive", as close to "mitzvah" in robot-speak as we could hope. So (besides the word "wall" being right there) it seemed appropriate to choose "City of Walls", Neshama Carlebach's haunting prayer for Jerusalem, as the base for a WALL-E song.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "City of Walls" by Neshama Carlebach
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[personal profile] bnewman2023-05-22 09:49 pm

Groundless?

Like the singer in Blake's song, the humans in WALL-E have been in space on a generation ship for a very long time and no longer remember exactly why — and, likewise, when they begin to discover the truth, they respond with a call to action.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Boundless?" by Blake Hodgetts
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[personal profile] bnewman2023-05-21 08:30 pm

The Last Unicron

This mashup — based on a typo! — of The Last Unicorn (and its theme song) and the Transformers movie may be one of the most 80s things I've ever written.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "The Last Unicorn" by America

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[personal profile] bnewman2023-05-21 08:22 pm

A Jedi Knight with a Mean Streak

I saw Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith in the theater the weekend it came out. It so happened that I also attended a live production of Sweeney Todd that same weekend. The similarities stood out to me, as they so often do, like a bright, hot blade in a dark place: both Sweeney and Vader start out in promising careers in which they owe their success to their skill with a gleaming blade; both are disgraced, transformed by a consuming rage and hatred, and return under a new name seeking vengeance; both murder their wives but blame others for it; and both leave behind children who have to sort it all out.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" from Sweeney Todd by Stephen Sondheim
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[personal profile] bnewman2022-02-13 08:10 pm

Phantom Maul

According to Tracy Grammer, Dave Carter was on the verge of coming out as transgender at the time of his* untimely death.  You can catch fleeting glimpses of trans self-awareness in some of Dave's songs, especially the haunting "Phantom Doll".  Of course, what I latched onto is that "Doll" rhymes with "Maul" and Darth Maul is "the phantom menace".  But I did give Darth Maul a gender swap for this song.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Phantom Doll" by Dave Carter

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[personal profile] bnewman2020-08-05 06:21 pm

I Won't Be Your Ben Kenobi

My first song based on the Star Wars sequel trilogy, this one's for Luke in The Last Jedi.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono" by Dar Williams
 
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[personal profile] bnewman2020-08-02 11:17 am

The Training of a Yehudi

This song was previously released as "Yehudi Mind Tricks".  The song hasn't changed, just the title.

The stories of Moses and of Luke Skywalker match up in a lot of places. Being taken away from their parents. Encountering a deeper spiritual reality. Hearing the Call. Standing up to an Empire. But, most of all, what ties them together is the Desert.

lyrics and music by Benjamin Newman
chorus based on Ben Kenobi's theme from Star Wars by John Williams
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[personal profile] bnewman2020-07-22 07:32 pm

taH pagh taHbe'

Based on Star Trek VI.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Sunrise, Sunset" from Fiddler on the Roof by Sheldon Harnick and Jerry Bock
 
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[personal profile] bnewman2020-07-19 08:33 pm

Solitary World

The source song, with its image of a prodigy who doesn't fit in anywhere, seemed fitting for Anakin Skywalker.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Ordinary Town" by Dave Carter
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[personal profile] bnewman2020-07-19 02:21 pm

Send in the Clones

Surely this pun has been made many times — the challenge was to write a song as rich with irony and disappointment as the original.  The grammar alone should reveal who is singing.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Send in the Clowns" by Stephen Sondheim
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[personal profile] bnewman2020-07-19 12:48 pm

Professor Jones

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: the theme from Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark by John Williams
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[personal profile] bnewman2020-07-19 11:55 am

One Small X-Wing Fighter

lyrics by Benjamin Newman, after "The Star-Spangled Banner" by Francis Scott Key
ttto: "To Anacreon in Heaven" by John Stafford Smith and Ralph Tomlinson
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[personal profile] bnewman2020-07-12 08:52 pm

Jurassic Park Sunset

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: the theme from Jurassic Park by John Williams

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[personal profile] bnewman2020-07-12 08:42 pm

Jedi Recessional

Kipling's "Recessional" is a prayer for an empire on the edge of decline due to its overweening pride.  In the Star Wars prequel trilogy, the Old Republic and the Jedi Order stand at the edge of a similar precipice.

by Benjamin Newman, after "Recessional" by Rudyard Kipling
set to music by Leslie Fish

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[personal profile] bnewman2020-07-12 04:13 pm

Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day is an American folk-tradition which is a worn-down remnant of an older European tradition which, while not directly related, occupies the same slot in the year-wheel as the Celtic Imbolc.  It's also a surreal movie in which Bill Murray plays a disaffected weatherman who must live the same day over and over.  This song pulls the concept of the movie together with the themes of Imbolc — the turning of winter towards spring, the stirring of the frozen heart towards hope.

lyrics and music by Benjamin Newman

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