The
paperclip maximizer is a thought experiment involving a hypothetical AI that is programmed to make as many paperclips as possible, with the idea that, unless otherwise constrained, it would attempt to turn all the matter in the universe (including Earth and us) into either paperclips or machines for making more paperclips. This is used to illustrate the dangers of runaway superintelligences constructed without sufficient ethical safeguards.
Some people are concerned that the AIs being developed today could evolve into that, possibly very quickly and without our realizing until it was too late to stop them. Knowing what I know about today's AI, I think that's silly. But it's still an engaging thought experiment with a fine science-fiction hook, so I thought it was worth a filk. Loessor's "Inchworm", with it's "businesslike mind" and its obsession with exponential growth (it's right there in the descant), seemed particularly appropriate.
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