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This one was done just for the pun at first, but it ended up as a touching (I think) crossover fanfic mashup.

It will make more sense if you've seen Babylon 5 and read A Fire Upon the Deep: In each story arc, at a climactic moment (the turning point in the middle of the story in one case, the denoument in the other), one of the many protagonists in the ensemble cast chooses to fulfill their destined role in the battle against an ancient trans-human evil, bidding their companions a fond farewell and stepping into a Transcendent machine, never to return in the same form.

In B5 the character is (or will become) the legendary hero Valen, while in aFutD some of the companions are members of the species known to the reader as Tines, a race of wolf-like creatures with hive-minds where several individual bodies come together to be one individual person.  Valen...  Tines...  you get where this is going.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "To My Valentine" by S.J. Tucker
 
 
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Galaxy Quest, just like Peter Pan, is about the power of imagination, and about erasing the line between pretending to be on a ship fighting pirates and actually being on a ship fighting pirates. And the catchphrases are a good match, too.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Neverland" by Heather Alexander

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Melissa Mielfée and the Omphalonian Orchid is a Harry Potter x Charlie and the Chocolate Factory crossover fanfic in ten songs.

I am (and you should be) completely done with Harry Potter as a commercial franchise, due to the author's ongoing vocal transphobia.  If you're also completely done with HP as a fandom, obviously skip this one.  Roald Dahl was also not an unproblematic author.  Both authors included problematically stereotyped servile diminutive races in their worlds, which this fanfic calls out and attempts to correct.

  1. Ask the Bees
  2. The Sorting Hat
  3. The Omphalonian Orchid
  4. Honey for Dobby
  5. Everlasting Gobstopper Blues
  6. The Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory
  7. The Legend of Omphalonika
  8. The Wand of Malafides
  9. The Revolution Will Not Disapparate
  10. Honey for Mrs. Mielfée

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This song is part ten of the song cycle Melissa Mielfée and the Omphalonian Orchid, a Harry Potter x Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fanfic.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "The Mary Ellen Carter" (verse) by Stan Rogers
 
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This song is part nine of the song cycle Melissa Mielfée and the Omphalonian Orchid, a Harry Potter x Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fanfic.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
after "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" by Gil Scott-Heron
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This song is part eight of the song cycle Melissa Mielfée and the Omphalonian Orchid, a Harry Potter x Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fanfic.
 
lyrics by Benjamin Newman
set to "Reality" by John L. Bell
 
 
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This song is part seven of the song cycle Melissa Mielfée and the Omphalonian Orchid, a Harry Potter x Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fanfic.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Oompa Loompa Song" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, by Walter Scharf and Anthony Newley
 
 
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This song is part six of the song cycle Melissa Mielfée and the Omphalonian Orchid, a Harry Potter x Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fanfic.
 
lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Skullcrusher Mountain" by Jonathan Coulton
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This song is part five of the song cycle Melissa Mielfée and the Omphalonian Orchid, a Harry Potter x Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fanfic.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan
 
 
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This song is part four of the song cycle Melissa Mielfée and the Omphalonian Orchid, a Harry Potter x Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fanfic.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Preston Miller" by Dave Carter

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This song is part three of the song cycle Melissa Mielfée and the Omphalonian Orchid, a Harry Potter x Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fanfic.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Don't Push That Button" by Duane Elms
with some influence from "The Biggest Aspidistra in the World" by Tommie Connor and Jimmy Harper

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This song is part two of the song cycle Melissa Mielfée and the Omphalonian Orchid, a Harry Potter x Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fanfic.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
after the Sorting Hat Song from Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
set to "The Frozen Logger" by James Stevens

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This song is part one of the song cycle Melissa Mielfée and the Omphalonian Orchid, a Harry Potter x Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fanfic.

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Tell the Bees" by Talis Kimberley
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I like to imagine A Wrinkle in Time and Babylon 5 taking place in the same universe — the three Mrs. W's are clearly Vorlons, and after that other things fall into place.

lyrics and music by Benjamin Newman
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HAL and GLaDOS are obviously related in a literary sense, but their stories fit so well together they might be from the same continuity.  Both are AIs who flip out and kill their human teammates in the context of research projects involving interspatial portals.  Also, they both sing a catchy swan-song as they are dismantled. See also AI Psycho Guilt for Two

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Still Alive" from Portal by Jonathan Coulton

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A duet for HAL and GLaDOS. See also Freaking Out

lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Daisy Bell" (aka "Bicycle Built for Two") by Harry Dacre

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