The Flying Toaster Song (BSG Version)

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lyrics adapted by Benjamin Newman from "The Flying Toaster Song" from the After Dark screensaver by Jack Eastman and Patrick Beard

 

/ D - / G A / D - / G A7 /

 

Flying out of the sun

The smell of toast is in the air.

When there's a job to be done

The Flying Toasters will be there.

 

/ D GA / A7 F# / D - / G A / D - /

 

And its Zap! Zap! Zap!

Take what cover you can find,

This vic'try song they sing:

We pop up to toast mankind,

On Mighty Toaster Wings!

 

As you traverse the endless dark,

With times of trouble ever nigh,

The Flying Toasters set a spark,

And fear is blazing 'cross the sky!

 

And its Zap! Zap! Zap!

Then everything goes BOOM,

And you can't do a thing

Against Gleaming Angels of Doom

On Mighty Toaster Wings!